29) People who refer to anything other than porn as "porn"

Nice pictures of things you enjoy are not the same as porn.

For instance, this is a nice picture of food:



Looks pretty good, right? You'd probably look at that and be like, "Oh, what a nice picture of food. How delightful and unlike porn that is."

This is "food porn":

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You'd probably look at that and be like "HOLY [23 offensive terms removed by FCC, SOPA, PIPA], WHY, WHY, WHY???????!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"