1*) Kansas

We're sure there are plenty of lovely people who have come from Kansas, like Amelia Earhart, Paul Rudd, and Auntie Em.


Kansas (above) is also known as the ojwhopfemmmmmmmmeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeghrhsgmmmmmmmmmmmmfen.e,.eeee...oh, shit, sorry...I fell asleep.

None of which excuses the far, far greater crimes of Steve Doocy, outlawing the teaching of evolution, "Dust in the Wind", the Chiefs (who we know are based in Missouri, but double shame on Missouri for unnecessarily proliferating the more-than-adequate Kansas-ness of America, and for continuing to refer to the Chiefs as a "professional football team"), and, of course, this kind of bullshit.**



*Astute readers will note that this is not, in fact, the first post, but the 226th. Devout Incans, the staff of the Daily Hated follows the Incan calendar, which stipulates that all blog posting be viewed as a cycle, and that all revert back to "1" on the day that the Roman Catholic Church arbitrarily refers to as "January 1, 2010".

**The Daily Hated understands that even crazy right-wing fundamentalist Christianists find Westboro Baptist Church "too crazy" for them. The Daily Hated would also like to note that they've never been to Kansas, and that they don't really hate it, but they absolutely do hate all the things listed above. Still, any state that gives us Paul Rudd can't be all bad...***

***It's pretty bad.