223) The Jay Leno Show

Now old people can enjoy softball, unoffensive, obvious topical humor and inept interviews with bland celebrities and be asleep a full hour and a half earlier! Unlike before, however, Jay Leno now also treats us to tortuously drawn out "comedy" pieces from up and coming "comics" and gives Americans a brand new way of screwing over Conan O'Brien.

We'll give Jay Leno this, though: after just 24 mind-numbingly repetitive hours of national concern for the emotional well-being of Taylor Swift, he managed to pass Kanye West as the douchiest man in America


"So, Kanye, what would your recently-deceased mother think of what you did last night? I mean, assuming she weren't dead. Sorry, does talking that make you uncomfortable? Alright then, how about a song?!" (old white person clapping sounds)