222) Jeff Dunham

At last we've finally reached the end of our tireless nationwide search to combine the painfully unfunny topical "humor" of Dane Cook with the repugnant, offensively blatant racism of racists*! And all of it comes wrapped in America's long-beloved #1 entertainment format, bad ventriloquism!

*Unless you've found some non-racist way to interpret Achmed the Dead Terrorist...?


Ohh, hahahahahaha!! And look! He's wearing a turban! Just like real brown people I'm unjustly afraid of!