Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The Internet Sucks - "Is this thing, that's clearly a thing, a thing?"

Apparently so unwilling to label clearly-gay Adam Lambert as gay (as he clearly is), E! submitted this stunning work of popjournalistic acrobatics (apparently written by the 1950s) which includes terms like "sexuality speculation", "male companion", and "danced to songs like 'Poker Face' by Lady Gaga".

The "article" also includes a picture (at right) of Lambert and his clearly gay possibly gay companion in a comically stereotypically gay pose outside of a popular Los Angeles men's clothing store.

E! will now resume its long-running and award-winning investigation into whether or not "Star Wars" is a movie, as many have long speculated, in light of such telling attributes as having a box office gross, winning awards, and being a movie.

Anyway, here's E!, wasting everybody's time.

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