201) Rachel Ray

What's the angle, here? A hapless train wreck of an anthropomorphic owl teaches Americans how to turn one cheeseburger into two cheeseburgers, thus allowing them to consume twice the calories and saturated fats in half the time, while occasionally checking in on what Jessica Simpson has been up to lately*? It's like watching a Kraft-sponsored antidepressant laboratory experiment adorned with blenders, only to find it's about .1% as fun as that description implies.


Also, she's a terrorist, because she's wearing that terroristy-looking scarf. We know this as a fact. Because of our serious journalistic integrity.

And yet, still, the premise is slightly more appealing than I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, which takes the trend of mislabeling marginally-famous people as "celebrities" to hilarious new heights.



*By the way, Rachel: the answer is "trying not to be fat", and you're not helping.

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