197) Lines

In a world that allows someone in Wisconsin to send a message to someone in French Polynesia* in fractions of second, or where everybody on Earth can instantly be alerted anytime someone with the last name "Lohan" does something crazy, illegal, or recreationally-lesbianish, it's unforgivable that we still lack the technology to eliminate the ungodly amount of time and human traffic that separates a person from his or her god-given right to own the newest model of iPhone or "Grand Theft Auto" installment.




*The Daily Hated's research team has determined that French Polynesia is, in fact, a real place, and not just a far-away sounding place made up entirely on the spot by its writer.

CORRECTIONS:
-The American Mathematics Organization has informed the editors of the Daily Hated that we're technically referring to a "line segment". The Daily Hated regrets that people like this exist.
-We have been informed that, contrary to implied popular reasoning, owning a new iPhone or "Grand Theft Auto" installment is neither a god-given right nor a right of any kind. The Daily Hated rejects God.