Numbers don't lie.*
As such, we (by which we mean our research team, above) did as little research as possible and took a look at some of the numbers, and according to those numbers, here are -according to you, the readers, according to the numbers- the five most popular all-time Daily Hated posts.
So make sure you let your voice be heard! Vote for your favorite in poll at the top right corner of the page. The posts that get the top votes will be weighted based on the population of the home state of the person who cast the vote, and these results will be handed down to electors, who will be in a position of non-binding responsibility to cast his or her vote for the apparent winner. If you hate democracy and populism, and thus your favorite isn't on this list, feel free to send us an email with a write-in vote to lilitandjohn@gmail.com. And remember: write-in votes often win elections, so you're totally not wasting your time.
If your favorite post wins, feel free to throw parties and run around drunk in the streets, raving about how the sanctity of your favorite website has been saved and you can finally be proud to be a reader. We'll run a similar poll in eight years, when you all pretend to care about how important voting is again.
Love and hate,
-Lilit and John
*Except evil numbers
0 comments:
Post a Comment