98) Jennifer Aniston

Here are some facts about celebrity gossip tabloids:

- Celebrity gossip tabloids publish pictures of and/or fabricated and/or partially true stories about celebrities

- These celebrities are usually involved with something that is a) current and b) at least modestly popular, even among terrible people ("The Hills", presidential campaigns, sex tapes, John Mayer albums, etc.)

- These celebrities are almost always in a relationship with another celebrity

- These celebrities needn't be talented in any way, but their lack of talent should be equally compensated by their level of attractiveness and/or vice-versa


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Here are some facts about Jennifer Aniston

- Jennifer Aniston is not attractive*

- Jennifer Aniston is not talented

- Jennifer Aniston is not currently the star of a popular sitcom

- Jennifer Aniston is also not currently the star, co-star, or guest star of anything else, either

- Jennifer Aniston is not married to Brad Pitt

- Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant

- Jennifer Aniston's last major notable achievement was dating John Mayer, who is also neither talented nor attractive

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*at all