Also, please note that animals only wear one print at a time, so please stop mixing and matching your mammals and your reptiles.

First question: Which of the above is about to get torn limb from limb and subsequently eaten alive by a lion? Follow-up question: How is it, exactly, that you then justify the existence of this so-called "God" of yours?
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Wrong. Absolutely Incorrect. You couldn't be more wrong.
Animal Print = Awesome. Leopard, tigers, zebras... all awesome.
In fact anything having to do with big cats is automatically awesome. Panthers, Jaguars. All could kill you forever. Unicorns are a close match, but still don't win. Zebras aren't a cat but they are a horse. Not unlike a unicorn. And, as I said before, unicorns also = awesome.
Rule is as follows: Anything that can be airbrushed onto a t-shirt that you buy at some weirdass convenience store in the middle of no where when you're at like your friends' parents cabin is awesome. Please let me know if you have any further questions regarding this matter.
Thank you.
I think I might have blacked out while writing that.
I just like saw the title and everything went white. When I came to there was a reply to your blog.
You know, I'm obsessed with fashion shows such as What Not To Wear and 10 Years Younger, and the idea of animal print is to exert sexiness. However, never once have I looked at a zebra or tiger and had the urge to start making out with one. I'm sure most people haven't. So, how did the trend catch on? Was is a misinterpreted costume? People need to slow down with making costumes into everyday-wear is all I'm saying...
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